Does anyone have ne good jokes or lines that are funny? lol

got this one off the internet:

Theres an old man laying on the beach naked
and a little girl was pasing buy she stops and
stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.
the man says what the little girl says that between
your legs the man says oh that well the thing
that is standing is the bird the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave
so he can get some sun he falls asleep

when he wakes up there are peramedics around him
he asked what happen the peramedic said ask
the little girl the old man calls her over
what happen the little girl said when you went
to sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled
and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd
the nest.