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    WiiChat Member The Fifth's Avatar
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    Think about how in teen high school movies the guys with the hottest girls are the ones that are the most confident. If you look like you are scared they will read that in an instant. I wish I had had the confidence I do now when I was in high school.
    The biggest trouble guys have is walking around with this "teleprompter" on their foreheads" That says "I'm desperate". Girls can read that from across the room, club, whatever. Why do you think married men get so much play and women hitting on them? It's because they are not looking for someone. Hence no "teleprompter". Confidence man confidence.

    And take really good care of yourself. Chicks dig the well groomed healthy guys. Unless she is a goth or skater girl. Etc.
    Last edited by The Fifth; 06-16-2007 at 06:21 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovieto
    lmao, this isnt the 80s jill... -_-

    this is how i usually approach girls: you, me, dairy queen, be there, or be square, hoe! Aways works.
    Lmao, wow, that's how I get my beauties too

    Or just slap their arse and say 'are you jamaican? 'cause you're ja-making me crazy.' I'm known around these parts due to my utter charm.

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    WiiChat Member The Fifth's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiired
    Lmao, wow, that's how I get my beauties too

    Or just slap their arse and say 'are you jamaican? 'cause you're ja-making me crazy.' I'm known around these parts due to my utter charm.
    See that is confidence as the response could be she gets pissed or she is totally responsive.
    If I seem nice to you that is because I am.

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    LMFAO..if ya got a boat, just ask her if she wants a ride....or watch ya wakeboard. Those ladays love to sunbath on the boat.

    Hm.... and DON'T go to a movie....it's the stupiest thing you can possibly do. lol.

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    You wanna know how to bag a classy lady? Just give her 2 tickets to the gun show!

    Tell her that there is a party in your pants, and that she is invited...
    ''I got love for you, if you were born in the Ayeties, the Ayeties''

    My Girlfriend can't fight, but you wanna see her box...

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    Ah... Bribery.
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    Of course, being the ladies man that I am, I will offer some excellent advice. Just remember to have your cool guy face on. Then you must go up to her in person and say any of the following pick up lines:

    You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

    There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

    I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

    Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

    If I pet you, would you follow me home?

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

    Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

    (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down

    All this could be yours for one low, low price!

    So, do you like fat guys with no money?

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

    Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right.

    Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiired
    Or just slap their arse and say 'are you jamaican? 'cause you're ja-making me crazy.' I'm known around these parts due to my utter charm.
    Wiired that was succeed with me, provided you waved your arms in the air like a fool when you say 'crazy'

    And to help, be yourself. I think that's soooo important, just be yourself =]

    And relax, and just go talk to her, strike up a convo about anything and just chat

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    Most retarded pickup line evarrrr...

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "enough to break the ice.. hi my name is_____"

    hhaahah.

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    Ok, just randomly chat to her on the streets or at school, very easy to engage in a small little conversation, like hey girl, how ya doin >.>, keep her chatting then invite her to join you for a bite to eat, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MONEY, say its on you and she'll order(lol no girls ive told have made me spend big on dinner except some girlfriends who i had to take to a restaurant >.> and buy some pretty expensive jewlerry.

    Well after a while, you should still be talking and well ask for her number, she'll say yes no way she would turn you down if your from school and see her everyday.

    Then when you get home wait till next day or the night and text her, then when you get enough confidence and know her well, ask her out.

    And never slap a girl on the ass randomly on the street lol or in school >.> my mate got suspended for that XD. Only time i would say slap a random girl on the ass is in a club and meh your 16 lol dont need to know about that unless you can get in with facial hair like me :P(when i was under 18) or with a fake id like some of my mates.
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