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  1. 07-06-2007 11:52 AM #41
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    Okay, Listen To THIS!

    Your Mom's SO Dumb That She Designed Experiments Exploiting The Quantum Entanglement To Undermine And Discover The True Secrets Of The Uncertainty Principle While Trying To Figure Out The Speed Of Light...

    The Reason Why She's Dumb Is cause Those Have Already Been DISCOVERED!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

    Meh

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  3. 07-06-2007 11:56 AM #42
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    Yo mamma so small you can see her feet on her drivers license.

    Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
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  4. 07-06-2007 12:01 PM #43
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    yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her birthday.
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    Your mum is so fat because

    - when she fell over people needed mopeds to get around her.

    - she went to the beach and the lifeguard told her to move because the tide needed to come in.

    - when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    - last night while I had sex with her I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.

    ....................

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  6. 07-06-2007 01:37 PM #45
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    YO' MAMA MAKES GOOD WAFFLES.


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    That turtle has a brief case. It must be going to work. I hope it has a good day.
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  7. 07-06-2007 01:45 PM #46
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    Yo momma is so stupid she called and asked how long it takes to get to disney land the operator said "just one minute" and she hung up and left...

    yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to te super bowl

    yo momma so black when she smokes weed and passes out and the doctor says yup she's dead, you said she aint dead, she'll wake up in 5 minutes hungry enough to eat every thing in the kitchen
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  8. 07-07-2007 10:36 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by packman
    Yo momma is so stupid she called and asked how long it takes to get to disney land the operator said "just one minute" and she hung up and left...

    yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to te super bowl

    yo momma so black when she smokes weed and passes out and the doctor says yup she's dead, you said she aint dead, she'll wake up in 5 minutes hungry enough to eat every thing in the kitchen

    I don't get that last joke there.

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  9. 07-07-2007 04:46 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by CantGetAWii
    I don't get that last joke there.

    me neither....


    anyway, OH! tell ur mom that im gonna be taking her out for dinner tonight and tell her to stop wearing the same panty......
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  10. 07-07-2007 04:51 PM #49
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    me and ur mom conceived you...
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  11. 07-07-2007 04:53 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerkid
    me and ur mom conceived you...

    what!!!! i dont even know what "concieved" mean( does it mean that u made me? if not then yup im dumb)lol
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