theres already a jokes thread. please post there
Anyone Have Great Yo Mama Jokes??
I got a Couple
Yo mama so fat she wears size XL XXL And OMG ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!
YO Mama So Poor She Can't Even Afford Free Samples!
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.