Here are some quotes that made me LOL:
I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
-Homer J. SimpsonS T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
-unknownOne bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
-Nicole*A day without sunshine is like night.
-Unknownif you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
-a very important noticedont look at me in that tone of voice