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    rawrrr iRAWR's Avatar
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    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, but pushes the world down

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiizorer
    guys what happens when the juggernaut runs into the blob?
    keep in mind these are the facts...juggernaut's power is super-human strength, and when he gets mommentum nothing can get in his way
    blob's powers are super human strength, has his own gravitational pull, and NOTHING can move him?
    wha't sthe outcome?
    chuck norris is born


    the mario that's roomed with mush
    my wii is not connected to the internet, so i can't play brawl online for a bit....please do not spam inbox with friend code requests

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    Mr T turned to be a jew then nurchured his forskin which then grew into chuck norris

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    ...There's still people who haven't heard of that site?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xIcaruSx
    Welcome to 2 years ago.
    Lmao, shame this kid was banned. Favourite quote in this thread so far.

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    Chuck norris went to the airport, where a security guard was giving him a tough time. 9 Months later, that security guard's wife had a baby that looked exactly like chuck norris.

    DO not mess with chuck norris.

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    Spoiler Alert!

    ^^^ serious spoiler

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    that wasnt funny

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    Chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
    Quote Originally Posted by LevesqueIsKing
    Damn you respond fast.

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