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    chuck norris jokes

    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5

    this is just one of many quotes found on the following website

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

    there nine pages of chuck norris action

    Google is your friend

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    Uhm... Thanks?

    Meh


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    i love this site enthosume around chuck norris

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    chuck is like 60 com'on guys honestly!!!!

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    Me and my friends practically worship Chuck Norris (though in my expirience girls don't usually get it).

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity b4 his dad did
    they made chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem-it wouldnt take shit from anybody
    Bunnys can't play soccer........ BUT THEY CAN DANCE

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    I bet chuck norris gets a kick out of these jokes. Or hes planning world domination for revenge. Who knows.

    But my favorite chuck norris joke is. Chuck norris can believe its not butter

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    guys what happens when the juggernaut runs into the blob?
    keep in mind these are the facts...juggernaut's power is super-human strength, and when he gets mommentum nothing can get in his way
    blob's powers are super human strength, has his own gravitational pull, and NOTHING can move him?
    wha't sthe outcome?
    Spoiler Alert!

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    There's ones for Jack Bauer, that bloke off Lost, and other TV superguys. All pretty much the same jokes though

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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

    ...Too bad he has never cried.

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