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  • Yes for epic fights (Jesus vs Toki from Fist of the north star (often called Kung fu Jesus)

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  • Why no Devil

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    Bringer of meaty goodness DBloke's Avatar
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    Jesus action figure

    This is not a joke
    I repeat this is not a joke
    http://www.trainupachild.com/




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    What did people of the Bible look like?




    Scholars have debated this question for centuries, and opinions vary widely.

    Our purpose in creating Biblical Action Figures





    is to help children identify with the Bible characters represented,
    and to inspire children to learn the teachings of the Bible.


    Avalible in both colors










    Dark Skin Figures









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    He turns water into wine folks! Quite possibly the first action figure to have "turns water into wine" as a selling point on the box, this Jesus deluxe action figure stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands! He comes in an illustrated window box and includes eight accessories: a jug, two fish, and five loaves of bread!

    The name Jesus means "God Saves." The term Christ is a title for "Anointed of God". For Muslims and some Jews, Jesus was a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus call him an Avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), and Christians hail him as the Son of God.
    The bible mentions 35 miracles performed by Jesus that range from wilting a fig tree to raising the dead. Jesus was an extraordinary healer and nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness in the human body. The two miracles represented with this deluxe action figure exhibit that he also sought to fill the basic needs of his friends and followers.
    The jug represents the miracle of turning water into wine. Jesus performed this miracle at a wedding when the lengthy celebrations had exhausted the supply of wine. The fish and bread represent the miracle of transforming two fish and five loaves of bread into enough food to satisfy a hungry crownd of over 5,000 people. Jesus performed this miracle after deliverying his "Sermon on the Mount" speech. He was executed at a young age as a common criminal. Since then, he has been the topic of many theological debates. Although he is understood in many different ways, everyone seems to agree that he was an exraordinary man.

    Theres a set
    Oh yes












    Wonders ..........................
    Wrent Adam and Eve in the nip

    But wait theres more
    http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/




    With guns
    WHAT THE SMEG
    And wheres the Satan figure
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    Controversial. DRMARIO's Avatar
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    Thanks for making me laugh, prinny :P

    Enoch was right.


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    Religion just has to make its way into everything doesn't it. I voted "LOL religon" even though there is a spelling error.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintba||er
    even though there is a spelling error.

    ZMOG A DISLEXIC MADE A SPELLIN ERROR (spell check dont work for poll options)
    Quick ban his arse before it spreads


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    Why does the pope look like Jay Leno?

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    Oh my God...
    I love you, Adam.


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    OOk jesus wasn't black (no racism intended) but i saw proof on this TV show

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    No, I don't think I'll be getting one.
    "For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind"

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    nice... i almost bought a moses one before.
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    normally i would say "are you kidding me?" but ive seen these before at christian book stores and things of that nature

    they are trying to give children a good idea of what biblical figures look like and how to grasp the concept of the bible so that a child could understand.

    if you ask me its OBSURD!!! thats like those christian based video games that they make for game systems

    ill stick to my bland no action figure ninja style torah thank you very much

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