That's courtesy of the movie Man of the Year with Robin Williams.Originally Posted by milliways
Few more I like...
"the next second is now, and now was just then, and i'll never get that moment back again"
"failure is not an option...it comes bundled with windows"
"condomless sex is like speeding without a radar detector...sooner or later you're going to get caught"
Saw this one on a t-shirt "Jesus hates the yankees"