Your faithful servant FRuMMaGe has managed to uncover the face of Master Chief. After trawling the internet and using top of the range reconstructive photo software, I have finally been able to show you the real face of one of the most awesome characters who ever lived. Scroll down to see!
There, definitive proof that Waluigi is absolutely awesome!
(In case you didn't notice, this is obviously not real. I was bored )