things you have always wanted 2 say

[rodent]

there r things we have always wanted 2 say, but we need a certain situation 2 say them. this is not the situation, but share the things you have always wanted 2 say

im 2 embarrased 2 say some of mine, but ill share them if this gets enough posts.

but this one i will share, i got the idea from dane cooks act:

ive always wanted 2 say "WERES THE ****ING VAN? shit WERE SCREWED UNLESS THE ****ING VAN GETS HERE RIGHT NOW! IT WAS SUPPOSED 2 BE HERE!!"

i know, its a little embarrasing, but tell me u would not LOVE 2 say that

[Ads]

[Close]

They're stealing your Mom's car !
Do you want me to slit your throat ? (saracastic)
Would you like a milkshake with that ?
lol

[breakpoint]

well i suppose i would of liked to of been able to say "boy, have you seen the spec of the Wii, its twice the spec of the PS3"
shame!

[komio]

"when i get home, im gonna be playing with my wii" lol... fun fun, cant wait to say that... what its going on 12 days almost?

[breakpoint]

"Yes, i've won the lottery"
"I gave up smoking a year ago"
"What, i'm the best **** you've ever had"
"I would like to accept this award..."
"I don't have to go to work tomorrow"
"I'm getting my Wii tomorrow"
"What a great thread" - joke

[Joe]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[im_a_super_smash_bro]

"wow its dec 7th already!"

[Sameiru]

lol, more like "OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A Wii! *opens box and sees note, note reads: Sorry, Maybe we'll give you one next year *reaches for chainsaw and flight ticket to Japan*

[DBloke]

This has been done pagies ago

[White-Wolf]

DEMOCRATS control the HOUSE AND THE SENATE??? *goes up to bush* I know a lucky someone who wants a impeachment party???? YEA BABY!!!!!

You, the decider, who planned the fall of the 3 Towers of Babylon, I hope you are crowned king Cesare, as you have always have wished, so i may call you to the senate and stab you.... gently. hehehe
(pm me if you wish to know the horrid truths i know.)


oh your a Naitsirhc? oh don't worry about it, Tṛṣṇaṃkara loves you... and traveled the road of life to absolve you of your sins, all you have to do is question and think for yourself....

smile Buddha loves you.

Socrates died for your ignorance.


so this is sephiroth, the tree of life... it feels fuzzy and it tingles
*no this one you dope*


I hear you like to commit sex crime? HIGH FIVE!!!!! *see Borat movie*

Man created god in his own image....

This thread unlocked Jungs shadow.... i'm probably going to get banned again