You want a true hero
You tube Segata Sanshiro
Star Wars was originally suppose to be called Luke Skywalker: Space Ranger, but having Chuck Norris be the star would cut the script down to 5 pages.
Since The Lord of The Rings took place in Middle Earth, there isnt any real powerful enough volcano to throw our destructive rings into in our world, dont worry though, Chuck Norris lends his beard to hobbits on saturday mornings.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, as the word "hunt" implies the possibility that he could fail.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The reason the universe expands is to get as far from Chuck Norris as possible.
Chuck Norris can count to infinity. [EDIT- dang, just noticed someone else posted this joke...]
Last edited by Napalmbrain; 11-11-2006 at 04:30 AM.
I never add friend codes.
Originally Posted by AndThen?
... I don't like this plan.Originally Posted by JCpackers05
Lol at the chuck norris jokes, especially the haircut + speeding bullet one.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table, because he only believes in the element of SURPRISE.
What does chuck norris have under his beard? Another fist.
http://www.gabbly.com/wiichat.com <-live chat with WiiChat usersOriginally Posted by Cyan Winters
it would be an honor to be thrown to my head by Chuck Norris, then blow upOriginally Posted by Darkprinny