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    A Better Way To Kill Time...

    Throw down your best Chuck Norris jokes!!!

    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down till he gets all the info he needs.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father...

    Chuck Norris didn't wait to be birthed, he just punched his way out of his mother's womb and instantly grew a beard.

    Go!

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    psssssh come on, what do you "guys" even know who the Chuck is?

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    Chuck norris is a joke


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    looks like weve got a Mcguyver fan in the house

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    Who the hell is he
    and wii shuold I care


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    McGuyver and Chuck Norris are the best!

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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice.
    Chuck Norris can divide by Zero.

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    chuck norris can take down a german fighter plane by just making a gun with his hand and yelling bang

    every night the boogyman cheaks his closet for chuck norris

    chuck norris sleeps with the light on not becouse hes afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him

    chuck norris doesent get a haircut..... he just dives under a speeding bullet

    chuck norris rocks p.s i made that last one up haha
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    heres the best way to kill time....go outside...get on with your life...until the Wii comes...then that will be there life......school is also a great way to kill time...for me at least.
    ThE QuI3t ThInGs ThAt No0nE eV3R Kn0wS

    And Ill Scream With A Thousand Voices...
    I AM SANE.
    I AM SANE.


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    Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for breakfast and chaces it with a glass of battery acid.

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