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    The Jokes Dump! Share Your Favourate Jokes Here!

    Here's one of my favorites!

    There was this old man in the pub, he was sooo drunk, its absurd, he was crazy drunk. Anyway he decided to get up, when he did he fell flat on his face!
    So he thought, "Oh, maybe i just need some fresh air"!
    So he goes outside, stands up again, and fall face first into a ditch of mud, so he says's, "forget his, I'm gonna crawl it home"!
    The next morning his wife opens the door, to find her husband outside on the door step. She said, "you've been drinking again haven't you"?
    He said "yeah, how did you know"?
    She said "because you left you wheelchair at the pub again"!
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    Thats good

    Heres one. It's quite dirty so I'll Spoiler it

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    very good, very good will smurf!

    try this one.

    There's a blond, Russian and an American sitting together on a table.
    The Russian said, we were the first in space!
    The American said, so what, we were the first on the moon!
    The blond said, so what! We're gonna be the first on the sun!
    The American and Russian looked at each other and nodded in disagreement,
    "You'll burn up you idiot", said the Russian.
    The blond said, we're not stupid you know! We're gonna go at night!

    hey, hey, what you think?
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    Is good
    But abit of Irony on your 'Dumb Blonde joke'
    You spelt Blonde wrong.



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    yeah, it's the damn American dictionary, i just clicked it cus it was underlined.
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    ok........heres two.

    a rabbit walks into a bar, he says, "got any grapes?" bartender says "no" so the rabbit goes the second day. "got any grapes?" bartender says,"no! we dont have any grapes! if you ask if we have grapes ONE MORE TIME i will nail your feet to the floor!" rabbit comes the third day. "got any nails?" bartender says, "no...why would i have nails?" rabbit says,"got any grapes?!?!?!"

    and the second one.
    wii_smurf walks into a bar...






    He says ouch. XD

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    Q: How do you know if a blond has been in your fridge?

    A: Your cucumber has lipstick on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by konomaroh
    Q: How do you know if a blond has been in your fridge?

    A: Your cucumber has lipstick on it
    lmao


    ok ok, heres one,

    there are these three guys on a plane, and they each have to drop one thing, theres an alcaholic, a priest, and an army guy. The alcaholic throws a beer bottle, the priest throws a bible, and the army guy throws a grenade. now the alcaholic is walking down the street and sees a kid crying, and the alcaholic says "why are you crying" and the kid says "my dad got hit with a beer bottle". now the next day the preist is walking down the street and sees another kid crying, so the preist says "why are you crying" and the kid says "my dad got hit with a bible". Now the next day the army guy is walking down the street and sees a kid laughing, so he goes up to the kid and says "why are you laughing" and the kid says "my dad farted and blew the house up"! when the kid didn't know that the grendade hit the house at the same time his dad farted!


    we should rate eachothers jokes from now on, ok?

    kono, u get a 9/10, made me laugh

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    I'll give a 8/10 that one never gets old.
    Two blondes are talking , then one asks the other which is closer, the moon or florida?
    The other blonde says "hello, can you see florida from here?"
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    lol, i have blonde har, but i love blonde jokes, 9/10



    there are three aliens, the first one can only say yep, yep, yep, the second one can only say forks and knives, forks and knives, and the third one can only say goody goody gumdrops! ok so a police man walks up to them and says "did you kill this woman" and the first alien says "yep, yep, yep!" and he says "what'd you kil her with"? and the second alien says "forks and knives, forks and knives"! and he says "your going to jail"! and the third alien says "goody goody gumdrops"!

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