I just found this on my Hard Drive, I wrote half of this about three months ago as a joke to show Jenova, DemonSlayer, and Sovieto, but I never finished it.
So I just finished it and I laughed my ass of.
Figured I'd post it to get some flaming going. :3
Here it is...
The bliss you once brought me has transformed into annoyance. Seeming like a tedious chore, I still visited your noob-infested threads day after day, nearly suffocating under the excruciatingly bothersome moronic twats that act as if they've experienced not 12 years outside of the womb, as I searching for my friends, fellow veterans, or anyone with an I.Q. superior to that of a fencepost.
The once intelligent, enlightening discussions of a time known as pre-Wii have now been replaced by gigantic cans of spam and pointless, idiotic arguments. A select few tend to inform us of important gaming events and items soon to be desired by many, but oh, why must it be so hard to find such things..? Why must I sift through thread after thread of someone's unawareness of self-humiliation..? And finally, upon discovering the diamond in the rough known as a decent thread, why must even these threads be flooded with the most idiotic questions only worthy of the "De-evolution Indicator of the Year" award?
Your halls, they are littered, shift keys lain forgotten, unpressed punctuation keys collecting dust (aside from the exclamation point keys, which have been smashed continually into the keyboard by many). Your user's intelligence fades, like a flying Wii Remote, slipping out of ones palm, fading out of sight. The organization of your forums, shattered, like a television screen assaulted with said sweaty, flying Wii Remote.
Your disgusting halls, I have forsaken.
I await for you to rise another day, to come up from the ashes and smite all of the illiterate wankers that have tainted you so!
But alas, 'tis too much to hope for.
I wait in silence, my Veteran brethren beside me, playing Halo, planning Anime Convention trips, all to pass the time until you rise again, the place once known as my home.
I shall check back now and again...
Awaiting the nooblet's reign to end...