Everything is good fried! Hahaha!
There was this guy on a talk show one night - runs a restaurant on the west coast - they do all this WAY over the top vulgar, unhealthy food. This one dish was a battered, deep friend "meat dog" (it was like a hotdog, but a tube of ground beef), on a huge bun, with like 20lbs of chili, cheese and even a fried egg on top.
I think he said a full deluxe was ~3400 calories
BTW - I kid you not RJ - we have a 14" Jack Sparrow doll we just got today - hahahaha!! Don't ask