Last night I had my recurring dream about randomly losing eyesight. They're never fun.
The last dream I remember before that, I was trying to seduce Rudy Giuliani in an airport's cocktail lounge. He was trying so hard to resist, but I was making him crazy and we started making out and then I woke up.
I woke up bitter that I hadn't dreamt about Mitt Romney, the one attractive Republican.
My dreams are incredibly random like that.
I once had a really steamy sex dream involving myself and Liz Phair, with a bathroom stall and a hot tub.
...I don't even like Liz Phair.