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    Waluigi's #1 Fan! FRuMMaGe's Avatar
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    Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

    These are always a laugh.
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    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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    I GOT A JAR OF DIRT. surfinrach90's Avatar
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    Nice shoes.. fancy a fu*k?

    My mate tried this, it worked. =]

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    a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes


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    Waluigi's #1 Fan! FRuMMaGe's Avatar
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    a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes


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    That's a good one

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    Are You A Terrorist? Cause You Blow Me Away...

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    a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:
    • My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
    • girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
    • My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?


    he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
    I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.
    Last edited by smyth; 02-11-2008 at 04:52 PM.


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    hey baby, i forgot my number, can i borrow yours?


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    This one is always a funny one to hear:

    Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

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    I think i love you.
    Oh no thats just gas...

    Oh wait yeah i love you

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