Get this, my local radio station has been advertising all week to name a star after your girl! Costs $54 bucks, too! Pretty corny if you ask me... "Hey baby, I bought you a star, but I don't know which one it is...because, you know...theres like a zillion of them. You'll just have to pretend like you know which one it is."
They even report the name to be filed at some bureau! omgomgomgomgomg