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    Top 10 Games That Need a Sex Scene

    Conan

    Conan runs around in all his manliness, ripping bad guys to shreds and saving topless slave women from a fate worse than death. Shouldn't he take the time to stop for a second and give his freed captors a little piece of the Barbarian? If Kratos can do it, so can the mighty Conan.

    Portal

    We obviously know that the cake is a lie, so we need something else to satisfy our desire to complete Portal. How about modifying the gun for an interesting love scene where you can come up with all kinds of crazy positions? First you're on bottom, then you warp to the top. Or hey, maybe you're in both places at once. Sound crazy? That's probably because it is.

    Scarface: The World Is Yours

    Tony Montana says it himself. If you get the power, you get the chicas. In Scarface: The World Is Yours, he spends so much time embracing his violent side that he doesn't stop to get himself a little action. A love scene between him and a fine woman would definitely ease some tension– and she could say hello to his little friend.

    Dead Rising

    The world's going to hell. Zombies are crawling around everywhere, crazies wield guns and there's little chance for survival. So if Frank West is going to go out, he should go out happy. Take a half hour out of that seventy-two hour countdown and get him a last little dose of happiness – as long as it's not with a zombie chick. The biting alone would be lethal.

    War of the Monsters

    Incog's monster-brawling game already has the 50s kitsch going for it, along with destroyable cities and plenty of cheesy sci-fi cliches. So why not top that off with a weird little relationship between a glowing cyclops monster and a praying mantis? Make love, not war, remember? However, we do have to admit, we cringe when we think about what the kids would look like.

    Destroy All Humans: Big Willy Unleashed

    Really, the title says it all. But just think about this for a second. What better way for Crypto to infiltrate the human race than to do it with a few ladies? He can simply change into human form, go to town, reveal his true self and then promise to never call them again. Hey, with some relationships, you just have to be honest.

    Iron Man

    Tony Stark already has enough on his plate. He just built himself a piece of super-armor, armed with missiles and rocket jets for flight. He battles evil forces, enemies that are even stronger than him. He needs to cool his jets, take five and show his girlfriend just what being an Iron Man is all about. He just needs to make sure his rocket doesn't go off early.

    Dead Head Fred

    Poor Dead Head Fred. He's had a rough day. His body feels like he's been run over by a garbage truck and then someone went and stole his freakin' head. Maybe if he had a girl to jog his memory a little bit, loosen him up and send him on his way, he could get things moving. He could even do a Dr. Cox impression to get her in the mood, since he's voiced by Scrubs star John McGinley.

    Super Mario Galaxy

    Hasn't Peach been teasing Mario long enough? He's saved her more than a dozen times from the clutches of Bowser or some other evil minion and he's probably getting anxious. Super Mario Galaxy would be the ideal spot for her to reward him with some kind of loving, as she could take him where no man has gone before .

    Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

    Phoenix Wright's been through some struggles over the course of three games, working to keep his clients out of jail. He needs to drop his legal briefs and get a little contempt of court going on, either with one of his female clients or even his assistant. The words "Objection!" and "Take that!" would never be the same again.
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    Haha Niceeeee!

    I agree with the Dead Rising and Phoenix Wright ones. Lol.
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    They were kidding about Super Mario Galaxy, right?


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    Oh goody

    Another copy paste without any poster comments

    Its made by somebody that has never seen Internet rule 34 in action


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    I agree with Super Mario Galaxy.

    Mario has saved that bitch so many times. Tits or GTFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeste
    I agree with Super Mario Galaxy.

    Mario has saved that bitch so many times. Tits or GTFO.
    Your kidin right

    Peach has A LOT of pics of her with her baps out


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    Not for Mario to see though right? On the intarwebz.
    After all he does for her, she can at least flash if she won't put out.

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    Oh goody

    Another copy paste without any poster comments

    Its made by somebody that has never seen Internet rule 34 in action
    Unfortunately, I know all about rule 34. But Portal porn? I'm too curious to resist.

    EDIT: And now I regret it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashivihan
    Portal

    We obviously know that the cake is a lie, so we need something else to satisfy our desire to complete Portal. How about modifying the gun for an interesting love scene where you can come up with all kinds of crazy positions? First you're on bottom, then you warp to the top. Or hey, maybe you're in both places at once. Sound crazy? That's probably because it is.

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