Originally Posted by smyth
a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:
* My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
* girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
* My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?
he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.