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    Quote Originally Posted by [DT]
    Wow! I thought EVERYONE knew the cardinal rule of the food service industry:

    DON'T F*** WITH THE PEOPLE HANDLING YOUR FOOD.

    I hope you enjoyed all your "special sauces"
    I suppose I had always assumed that the same person did not recieve your order, handle your money and cook your food. Anyone ever worked in fast food? How closely related are these three... ...positions?

    Not to fit a mold,

    Not to join a trend,

    Not to follow a crowd


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    Heres a few things to do while eating

    -Start movein round things n the table like your playin chess
    -Make the vomit face
    -Move all the knifes and forks out of reach
    -Spin the other persons plate around


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    Ok this is extremely random but as [DT] said, dont do it...., REALLY.

    my friends brother worked at a local taco bell. And every friday after school, a group of kids would come by and act like effing idiots and try and be funny and what not. But on a thursday night, he was closing taco bell, and uh... he "unleashed" his uh "special sauces" into the ice maker for the drinks.... so the next day when those kids were drinkin there sodas... they had a special ingredient..... NASTY

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    I love this thing, I was practically in hysterics when I was reading it : http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=136

    Some of my favourites have to be :
    16. Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what YOU think.'
    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
    62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

    63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


    My friend and I, also, have a game we play when we're out walking. If we go past a person, we have to LOUDLY talk about something that relates to them. So, say, somebody goes past who's obviously got grey hair, and has dyed it reeally badly, we'll break out in conversation really loudly about hair dye sales. Or if chavs go past, we'll talk about a theft in a local sports shop. It doesn't really annoy people..well, I suppose maybe sometimes, but It's just a bit of fun when we're bored XD

    Enoch was right.


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    Heres one
    Stop in the middle of every






























    Sentance then carry on


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    everytime someone says something say " O REALLY!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napalmbrain
    -Reply to every sentence someone says by adding "That's what she said!", even if it doesn't make sense.
    I do that all the time. "Thats what she said" or, if they ask a question: "Your face". It really pisses people off.

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    If facein them constantly try to look over them as if theres somethin intrestin behind them


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    you forgot
    -Not Blinking or showing any sighs of life
    -pretending your like a robot
    -making sci-fi sounds and acting as if your in the cockpit of a futuristic space craft
    -taking pictures of them with a imaginary camer
    -Doing a interesting twitch that you made up yourself
    -or talking on your cell phone without calling anyone
    Yeah im a pro

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    Tell somebody a long story and then just stop completely for no reason and never finish it.
    You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
    So you just stand there.

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