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    Anglophobiphile Brawny's Avatar
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    Republican, Democrat, or Southern Democrat?

    DEMOCRAT? REPUBLICAN? SOUTHERNER?


    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
    You are carrying a Glock 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?


    DEMOCRAT ANSWER:

    Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

    REPUBLICAN ANSWER:

    BANG!

    SOUTHERNER ANSWER:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”
    Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”
    Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist
    If anyone's offending, they're prooobably taking it the wrong way. I laughed so hard when I read this.

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    雨... 雨.. Floydd's Avatar
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    Hahaha. That was great. Made my day.
    Come Together.

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    You're kidding, right? Minto's Avatar
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    Republican obama FTW
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    Lol Republicans FTW!!!!!!

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    Got lifeboat? sremick's Avatar
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    I'm not a Republican, but "bang" all the way.
    Quote Originally Posted by Napalmbrain (Moderator)
    Even if we can somehow keeps this place moderated, eventually the webhosting is going to lapse or something like that, and I doubt i0n's going to be around to fix it. So basically I'm encouraging everyone to migrate over to Link Removed
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    i0n just lost interest in this website. And, since no forum can run without an administrator, this forum is basically doomed. Everyone might as well join somewhere else, because if i0n doesn't pay vBulletin, the site will shut down.

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    Haha, this was great.
    According to this, I'm a Republican :P

    Everyone here knows by now how sickeningly liberal I am though!
    Obama FTW.

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    Got lifeboat? sremick's Avatar
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    This reminds me of another thread...
    Quote Originally Posted by Napalmbrain (Moderator)
    Even if we can somehow keeps this place moderated, eventually the webhosting is going to lapse or something like that, and I doubt i0n's going to be around to fix it. So basically I'm encouraging everyone to migrate over to Link Removed
    Quote Originally Posted by FR. (Moderator)
    i0n just lost interest in this website. And, since no forum can run without an administrator, this forum is basically doomed. Everyone might as well join somewhere else, because if i0n doesn't pay vBulletin, the site will shut down.

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    They call me Hammy! blueovalboy7's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brawny
    If anyone's offending, they're prooobably taking it the wrong way. I laughed so hard when I read this.
    I like. I'm thinking I'd be a combination of the latter two.

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    Sothern Democrat

    it sounds and looks like Sega dreamcast


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    according to this i'm a republican but i consider myself an anarchist.
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