Also, technically, shouldn't their "awakening" involve them dying? I thought vampires were the undead, as in they'd have to die and come back to "life".
It'd also be funny if someone actually posted that they suddenly couldn't see themselves in a mirror.
Meh, goths are okay. It's those frikkin' whiny emos we should be hunting.
Those still exist!?
I'm going to have to go with,
I got nothing...