Joker.

[Daniel92]

tell your jokes here and we will find out who the best joker is.
i think i am the best
prove me wrong.

[Ads]

[Daniel92]

here is my first one:
What's the difference between a mexican and a pizza?





A pizza can feed a family of four.

[Daniel92]

Second one:
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?






Roberto

[Bleh]

ok so, Jesus has jsut gotten crucified on the cross, he looks over and he can see the crowd and the entire town of followers and the buildings. And he says
"Peter, Come to me."
And Peter comes forth and tries to step pass the gaurds and the whip him and beat, throw him back into the crowd. Jesus again says.
"Peter, Come Closer
He does and trys to step pass the gaurd and once again gets beaten and whipped.
Jesus says again.
"Peter, Come to me."
Peter stands up and starts to walk toward Jesus, he gets beaten and whipped. The gaurds thought he never did anything to retalliate, lets just let him see Jesus, one last time.
He stumbels forward
"yes my lord i have endurred serveral whippings for you, what is it you need?"
He looks down on him.
"Peter i can see your house from here.

[Daniel92]

lol that was good.

[Bleh]

I said it, of course.

[Daniel92]

You mom joke:

Your mom is so STUPID that she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

[Bleh]

How do you make a blonde laugh on staurday
tell her a joke on wednesday

[dwaltin]

Lol I like the Jesus one, btw you may want to tone it down on the racest jokes, it could get you in trouble

[Bleh]

Yea I was gonna say something.