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    This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROB64 View Post

    This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
    Im thinking really hard... (no pun)
    Phahaha I get it! gah, that took me awhile.

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    Good old Yahoo Answers. It's like 4chan, but somehow even stupider.



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    Yahoo Answers. I've been there. Good ol' tanks in Georgia. Should I be scare...


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    should i be worrie?

    Love it. xD

    wtf
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    Ah. I had forgotten the joke. Still, I saw the original post a good while ago so yeah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ROB64 View Post
    should i be worrie?

    Love it. xD

    wtf
    Yes, you should be worrie. Be very worrie:

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    xD I still laugh at that Georgia one every time I see it. How stupid can someone be?


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    I have an answer for the pregnant virgin girlfriend one. Shes getting fat. :P

    That ping pong one is just weird.... It makes me think she tried doing that Wynona Rider trick from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Yaknow, the part where she (supposedly) shoots ping pong balls out of her vagina.
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