I'm pretty tired, and I feel like making a thread, so. ;D
This is for you people who can't roll your r's, your tongue, can't wink, can't spell (there are quite a lot of you guys around here) and can't touch your nose with your tongue. What can't you do that seemingly everyone else can?
I can't touch my toes without bending my knees for the life of me. I know I can change this, but people are seriously born that way! And also, I can't dance, which is probably a consequence of me being horrifically inflexible. However, I can somersault. Hooray.