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    Normal things you can't do

    I'm pretty tired, and I feel like making a thread, so. ;D

    This is for you people who can't roll your r's, your tongue, can't wink, can't spell (there are quite a lot of you guys around here) and can't touch your nose with your tongue. What can't you do that seemingly everyone else can?

    I can't touch my toes without bending my knees for the life of me. I know I can change this, but people are seriously born that way! And also, I can't dance, which is probably a consequence of me being horrifically inflexible. However, I can somersault. Hooray.

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    - Swim
    - Drink alcohol
    - Dance/the whole flexibility thing
    I love you, Adam.


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    toungue to nose- everybody in my family can do that but me. my uncle can actually do toungue in nose. gross.

    i also can't blow bubbles with gum and i have great trouble snapping my fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow*91 View Post
    toungue to nose- everybody in my family can do that but me. my uncle can actually do toungue in nose. gross.

    i also can't blow bubbles with gum and i have great trouble snapping my fingers
    Wow. Can you whistle?
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    -I can't run technically. I can walk fast.
    -I can't hop, I have to bend fully to jump.
    -I can't jump very high.
    -I can't jump off of anything. I have little to no suspension in my knees.
    -I can't bend my hand back very far.
    -I can't get hit in the head very hard. My neck will break far too easily.
    -I can't walk barefoot on wet ground at all. I will slip... ALWAYS.
    -I can't be impacted too hard in places. Bones will break, not as fragile as my neck.
    -I can't reach anything above 4ft.
    -I can't somersault, check #6.
    -I can't walk or stand for long. My legs are built oddly. I CAN improve this somewhat.
    -I can't calculate math problems at an average speed or higher.
    -I can't do a lot of things physically... to an absurd extent.
    -I can't hear properly a lot of the time.

    There is more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsteroids View Post
    -I can't run technically. I can walk fast.
    Speed walking?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frogger View Post
    - Drink alcohol
    Howcomes?

    - And I'm cackhanded / somewhat ambidextrous.
    - So (primarily) I throw and catch with my left hand, write with my right, play snooker/pool with my left, play football primarily with my right foot etc..
    - Which makes me a proper spack when it comes to stuff like scooping coffee granules and putting them in a mug (physically can't do it properly).
    - I also tie my shoe laces the left handed way.
    - I'm colourblind so can only see black and white
    - I don't fit very well in small cars
    - Only recently learnt how to butter bread properly
    - I can remember detailed conversations or events from years ago, however it takes so much work for me to remember stuff for exams. Short-term memory ftl

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    Because I don't like the taste of any of them!

    I also cannot cook anything.
    I love you, Adam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frogger View Post
    Because I don't like the taste of any of them!

    I also cannot cook anything.
    Try Amaretto, spitting image of Dr Pepper, especially mixed with Coke/Dr.P P:

    And I'm fail at cooking also.

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