Early this morning I was heading to my front stairs and I took too broad of a step towards the first stair. I couldn't reach the railing and I stumbled back and then fell right on my ass after my shoe came off. The pavement was wet and it looked like I pissed myself big time. I also got scratches on my hand and foot.
How the hell did I miss the railing?!
I once had my nail fall off Rach. I got my index finger jammed in a door hinge when closing it, violently. It swelled up and looked all purple and red. A week later the Doc jammed a needle int the nail and let it bleed. Then a good week later I was using an eraser in school and the nail ripped out cleanly. There was a half grown nail underneath. That finger is now misshapen and wonky. I can also see the scar from the pinprick if I look hard enough.