OK, I went to the doctors. Apparantly, in some strange miscarriage of justice, they are going to have to look at my penis and testicles when I go back there next month to check the development 'down there'. They will also need to check my blood for the volume of iron, calcium, protein and hormones. It may just be that my body clock is incredibly ****ed up, which I hope it is. As a self professed fan of Stalin, I am going to embark on three consecutive Five Month Plans, in which I will check my growth progress over a period of five months. If I grow an inch each plan, I would be 5'9 by the end. If I grow two inches (which would be ideal, although unlikely), I will end up being 6'.