The best way is to fake your death.
Sig By Dprinny
Bow down, b!tch!
All you need is a gun and a good place to hide human-sized objects.
Or, you could just man up and tell her "This isn't working out".
No don't pussy out and make a joke out of it. Just tell her how you feel. If you're not feeling right about it, obviously she's not feeling great about things either. Unless she's ignorantly bliss.
Tell her, "We need to talk. This isn't working out anymore. I'm sorry but I don't want this to drag out any longer. I don't want to hurt you more than this already is. I haven't felt right about us in awhile. I'm sorry."
If you can't do that, then you're shit out of luck.
"We've all been down this path before
You're trapped in this town
And it wears you down
When we leave today maybe you'll understand
That this constant struggle isn't always in the palm of our hands."
U nuke ur house and go to canada!
"I'm a god amongst men, you're a suburban commando"-Kim Jong-IL vs Hulk hogan(Epic Rap battles of history)
Grow a pair and be a man about it and just do it. Have some pride.
Pounce her .^_^
Shot her and put her in the fire.±-±