Who is this
Bowser all about? Keeps sending Koopa Troopas out. He's sending letters in the mail... I think I'll swing him by his tail!
His tail, His tail, His tail, he wails. His tail, His tail, His tail, he wails. His tail, His tail, His tail...
He's a koopa, and a turtle. An evolved form, of a squirtle?
He lives in
the Mushroom Kingdom. He's a big jerk, and he's real dumb!
Always kidnaps,
Princess Toadstool. Wait a minute... Guess that's cool! Yeah!
The Mushroom Kingdom is getting bored, of the almighty Koopa Lord. He does the same thing everytime, he's not exactly in his prime.
His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime. His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime. His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime. His prime, his prime, his prime...
He don't like us, cause we're plumbers. He killed Yoshis, in the summer!
Did you know he's got a mohawk? Growls and roars, cause he can't talk!
Can't believe he ate a goomba. Did you know he, plays the tuba? Yeah!
And now I think we should go, you're probally getting bored, I know. And
Donkey Kong, peed in the sink. Oh crap, it's really gonna stink.
It stinks, It stinks, It stinks, can't think. It stinks, It stinks, It stinks, can't think. It stinks, It stinks, It stinks, can't think. It stinks, It stinks, It stinks...
DonkeyKong
, is an ape. We could fly if, we had capes.
And be metal, with a green block. And be solid, as a rock.
Lost our money, up in reno. Hope that someday, we're on Leno.
Or Conan, or Letterman, or Oprah, or Tyra, or Montel, or Ellen, or G4, or even... Carson Daily..