International Coffee Day

[WiiAssasin]

I suppose it's okay since you're just starting. Eventually you'll learn to appreciate the natural bitterness of coffee.

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[KingBowser]

Ugh, coffee. The black substance that you poor souls drink. It's redundant. A fool's gold, if I may ask. Every year poor saps like YOU guys your body turns into somethingsomethingsomething---COFFEE FOOLS!=P Hahahah-er, as I was saying, you must stop the madness I tell you. Drink something else good to soothe those tastes buds, like, chocolate milk.=) A good source a Vitmn. D for those weak bones to build up. Energy in chocolate is also good.=) Drink c. milk. It's good.

Any minute now CK, Neo, and Assasin guy will feel angry, uproared by my comment. Typing away on their devices to repay their loyalty and duty to that repulsive, diabolical, coffee that once Starbucks came. So, my Users, as you can see Coffee has brainwashed you. Nothing good Coffeeeeee has done for you.

Read on my Users. Type away, but every type my comments will be in your head sayin' that coffee is bad. And you trying to say what's good.

[WiiAssasin]

You claim coffee is bad. I call bull. Prove it.

[KingBowser]

I already have.=P I believe you saw me and CK at the 'Foooooood!' thread.=)

[WiiAssasin]

Links or you lie.

Now the benefits of coffee (black coffee specifically):
-decreases depression
-prevents cancer
-slows the aging process
-anti-bacterial properties
-helps with digestion
-prevents liver disease
-treats headaches
-protects against diabetes
-reduces cholesterol

http://www.livestrong.com/article/292223-what-are-the-benefits-of-black-coffee/

That's good enough for me.

[Splash_King]

^^^ Well, that was the list of benefits I was curious if it existed or not. Looks like I was right.

I put cream in it....

How much, is the better question...

I knew someone who put 10 spoonfulls of sugar in her coffee. It sickened me just to watch her take a sip... Gives me shivers thinkin' about it.

I dont think Ive had Starbucks yet.

Good, keep it that way. Tastes like the coffee mentioned above.

I already have.=P I believe you saw me and CK at the 'Foooooood!' thread.=)

And then I proved you wrong, ya fool. :P

Starbucks

YOU HAVE SULLIED THIS THREAD BY GROUPING US IN WITH THOSE FOOLS! D :< A coffee hater would never understand...

[KingBowser]

No lie, my poor friend. And since I'm using my Wii and cannot copy and paste you must go to the Food thread and know it's top badness.

P.S My Wii won't let me show the link!Dx


P.S.S Dang! CK post before me!

[Splash_King]

P.S.S Dang! CK post before me!

;D



Some coffee might speed ya up, King.

[WiiAssasin]

I don't recall Resetti saying that...

[Neosquid]

Ugh, coffee. The black substance that you poor souls drink. It's redundant. A fool's gold, if I may ask. Every year poor saps like YOU guys your body turns into somethingsomethingsomething---COFFEE FOOLS!=P Hahahah-er, as I was saying, you must stop the madness I tell you. Drink something else good to soothe those tastes buds, like, chocolate milk.=) A good source a Vitmn. D for those weak bones to build up. Energy in chocolate is also good.=) Drink c. milk. It's good.

Any minute now CK, Neo, and Assasin guy will feel angry, uproared by my comment. Typing away on their devices to repay their loyalty and duty to that repulsive, diabolical, coffee that once Starbucks came. So, my Users, as you can see Coffee has brainwashed you. Nothing good Coffeeeeee has done for you.

Read on my Users. Type away, but every type my comments will be in your head sayin' that coffee is bad. And you trying to say what's good.

D:


MEENIE

^^^ Well, that was the list of benefits I was curious if it existed or not. Looks like I was right.



How much, is the better question...

I knew someone who put 10 spoonfulls of sugar in her coffee. It sickened me just to watch her take a sip... Gives me shivers thinkin' about it.



Good, keep it that way. Tastes like the coffee mentioned above.



And then I proved you wrong, ya fool. :P



YOU HAVE SULLIED THIS THREAD BY GROUPING US IN WITH THOSE FOOLS! D :< A coffee hater would never understand...

Umm....I put a fair amount in....

I dunno, I should actually try Starbucks before assuming it sucks.