Mark: This is very bad. The bridge just collapsed right behind me!
Johnny: Are you ok Mark?
Mark: Yeah Johnny, just very shaken up.
(Sorry about the mouse always being in the picture, I can't really help that)
This is going to be glorious.
...as are you, Johnny...
You can't honestly expect me to take a picture of every piece of dialogue, so here, have this.
Johnny: Oh hai Claudette! Yes, we are fine! Is Lisa okay?
Claudette: Yes, Lisa is fine but a bit shaken up.
Johnny: I better get home and comfort her!
Claudette: Now Johnny, as my future son-in-law I expect you to provide for Lisa.
Claudette: Lisa has been eyeing up a red dress at the dress shop.
Claudette: Now would be the perfect time to give her a gift.
Johnny: Ok Claudette, whatever you say!
Mark: I'm very busy so I gotta run. See you guys later!
Claudette: I'm meeting Shirley for coffee so I need to run as well.
Mark: Need a ride?
Who's this guy?
Wait a minute...
[Two ride off]
I really hope you're not doing what I think you might be doing, Mark...
Johnny: I better get moving!
When I first got here, I thought the sign said "Porkies". I was about to question what genius thought that name would
attract women to the store, but then I looked at it again.
I decided to look around a bit more before entering the building.
Arriving at this building, I had two options. Option A, go up the stairs with the flashing house symbol. Or, option B, head into the alley.
I decided to take the alley route first.
WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT THING IT LOOKS LIKE THE SKELETON OF A GIANT FETUS
Investigating it nets me a "sinister spoon", which is not much more aesthetically pleasing than the abomination I got it
from. I click on the spoon-like icon that appears upon obtaining this creepy fetus-remaint.
It is now obvious that there are many more spoons to be collected. Johnny, what the hell are you planning to use all these spoons for?
I return to the front of the building. Time to go up those stairs from before.
I wasn't aware a person could be a movie. But seriously, what is Johnny talking about? I don't recognize that dude in the
painting, if anybody actually knows I'd like to know. Even though there is a significant chance that I will feel stupid
That is probably the best welcome mat in existence, by the way. I legitimately want something similar now.
I consider actually going to get that dress for Lisa, but my gamer instincts once again demand that I get every possible
sidequest done first. I decide to not actually enter the house until I have the dress in my possession, though, and instead
navigate the areas nearby.
What the f*ck.
Mark now seems even less likely to f*ck his best friend's fiancιe than before.
I do not believe I want to know what the other five are.
Investigating the room gets me nothing other than Johnny lusting after naked statues and saying "hai" to random inanimate
objects. I have to question why neither Mark or Johnny's future mother-in-law say anything to Johnny while he wanders around the room while this is going on.
I turn around and head towards the roof. (You can see where I'm talking about if you look a few pictures back).
I decide to head into the professionally labeled "Denny's Place". I was more impressed by Mark's sign, but I guess that doesn't matter.
You know, most normal people wouldn't be comfortable having people like this as friends. But as you can see, Frankenstein-face here isn't exactly your average joe, is he?
Onwards to the roof!
There is absolutely nothing up here.
That's what that M button does, by the way, if you were wondering.
Look where we are again! I remembered that I hadn't checked out the area left of the bank yet, so I backtracked back here for more shenanigans.
The bank is closed, by the way, so no going in there now.
And with that last quote from Johnny, I think I'm going to wrap up this up for now. Since every currently accessable area
aside from Johnny's house and the clothing store has been explored, you can expect me to actually get some plot related shit done next time.