Recalling that I forgot to buy Alan Wake all that time ago. Considerin' the same person who recommended it is the one who told me to buy RDR, I'd be extra moronic to continue forgettin'.
The amount of n00bs online today was... devastating. One imbecile couldn't fathom how to use a control stick and drive a stagecoach down the road even when not shootin' at the oncoming enemies, and drove us down a damn cliff. Luckily I managed to get the coach out and back on the road since three of the four horses miraculously survived the fall. Unluckily, I gave the fool a second chance, and he ended up sendin' the carriage straight into the ****in' river at the very end of the mission.
Then one'a them CoD kids whom I instantly muted decided to try and team kill me for the lulz; considering I'm literally hundreds of levels higher than 'em, he made a big mistake and proceeded to be spawn killed at each check point 'till he rage quit. My snipin' skills have gotten better.
'Sides these two special cases (I mean that in the most derogatory sense), didn't find a single prestiged player online outside Free Roam. Monday is Scrubday, apparently.