And also the truth that Americanized Haiku is a ****in' insult to the original poetical art. It's the only reason I spent the extra time adhering to proper Haiku form.
... That, or the fact that my love for the 'Karp takes priority over any and all logic 'n sense. Which in turn, makes me cool.
You're just salty that I actually like cool Pokemon. You, however, are ashamed to like Pokemon such as this.
For those of you not as homo as MR., you now know why Dugtrio is just three Diglett heads.
... I'm cool because I'm not a raging homo like a certain Pichu lover.
I'm cool because I set Magus's theme from Chrono Trigger as my battle music in Pokemon Online.
I made Magikarp look good
"NY State of Mind"
You blithering FOOL! 'Karp makes YOU look cool! Magikarp is cool without the aid of any such maggot that might bow under His name! Both you and I are hapless scum in the face of the 'Karp. Have some damn humility ya bloody idiot, 'less you wanna die by Splash.