Looks like we are opening up a Homebrew section.
No using it for nefarious means...........
Evidence points towards my dad and my new step mom being homophobic.
On the bright side, at least my new step siblings (and one step sister in law, soon) are pretty cool. Overhearing conversations confirm that at least 2/4 of them do not share their mom's stupid homophobia. They...they actually like me. Such confusion.