As a baby, the world gives it whatever the hell it wants. Once it grows up, everyone realizes how lame Sharpedo is. Especially the fact that it can dish out the damage, but not take it back. What a ****in' pussy...
Now Magikarp on the other hand, is a rugged mother****er who has to earn his keep. He's given no hand-outs, no mercy, no love. He's the determined badass. The unbreakable will. The mother****in' bearer of the Triforce of Courage. Though everyone looks down on 'em, his hidden potential is far beyond that shitty ass shark.
... Unfortunately, some of 'em grow up to be Gyarados due to the pressures of society, and we all know how badly that goes. What a garbage evolution.
I would rather be swimming with sharks then ball eaters
Piranhas are only dangerous because of their numbers. =/
And by saying that, you're insulting pretty much every fast attacker in the game. :P
Last edited by Neosquid; 10-04-2012 at 10:40 AM.
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