Why does everyone use that jpeg?
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
Alright, enough Homestuck babble for a while.
I managed to fool my gullible internet friend that I was being attacked by six foot centipedes. Fairly satisfying.
It was on Skype and I just told him that this was happening. Considering that he's the same guy that believed his female friend died from her tits exploding, I'm pretty sure he genuinely believed it.