Your evil plan to make me a fishing guru will not work, karpmod! .... so stop sending me that Splash ad pls.
I've had Senioritis since about 7th grade. I'm just glad my school is easy as crap.
But it's still come back to bite me in the ass..
The Silence Bridge Guru
Apparently I've had senioritis of the everythin' for my entire life... the more ya know.
... Not that I wouldn't eventually consider it, if ya'd join our fishy fold already. You will be betroved t' the 'Karp. There's no escape, it's your destiny t' be one of us. One of us...
Wouldn't it be more fun if he became a fanboy of a different fish? Not Magikarp, Sharpedo, Stunfisk, or Feebas?
♦ The Fuchsia City Guru ♦