You damn fool, all'a my account's 'Karpaganda is for the 'Karp, not against. I'm already on the winnin' side.
Why would you contradict yourself like that? Are you on the winning side or are you in that stupid Magikarp Cult? You're not being clear.
Says the guy too sissy to challenge my Stunfisk team with his Magikarp team on Showdown.
More like you're sparing me the embarrassment of getting my fabulous outfit soaked with Magikarp blood.