The thread of .......................

[Neosquid]

I know but I didn't really like it. :I

[Ads]

[WiiAssasin]

Talking apples? I'm not an apple.

[Splash_King]

This (thread) is delicious! ... Could go for some ripe honeycrisp apples right 'bout now, that I could.

Named the main character in Pokemon snap "cunt"

"Welcome back cunt

lawl. Nostalgia en masse, that game.

8 hours......searching.....no life.....Imposter Ditto.....Giant Chasm....Hidden Grotto....f-ck. you. Gamefreak.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I know your pain, just not on such a... absurd scale. Tryin' to get me a Riolu, the first one was a Bold. lolnothnx. The next one was Modest; lolnothnx2. The next one was another ****in' Modest, and this is gettin' ridiculous at this point. 'Least it only took a few tries t' even find three Riolu, which was surprising given it's 5% encounter rate.

... And then it took 10 minutes to find another one. Which I crit'd. .___. After that, it took 'least 15 painful minutes to find another one, which had a shitty Relaxed nature. I planned t' take anythin' that didn't decrease attack anyways, but 'Karp almighty. =/

Been gettin' crit'd like crazy too. Ain't been too lucky and I'm only 2 badges in.

You get to throw apples at them

PETA's comin' for ya, Bloke. That birdbrain better be battle-ready.

[DBloke]

I have my ammo bag of apples

[Phoenix Wright]

Boz, get in there and file a lawsuit against 'em.

... What? You're a defense attorney?

... ... ...

An impossible case that I cannot accept.
Not even Phoenix Wright, himself, would defend such an organization.
... I think.

No, I'm sure.

[WiiAssasin]

An impossible case that I cannot accept.
Not even Phoenix Wright, himself, would defend such an organization.
... I think.

No, I'm sure.

Oh yes he would. An organization with no hope is the standard for Wright. It's the same with every Ace Attorney case ever.

[kuppicake]

I really want to kick my little sisters ass. Shes been treating my mom like shit and making her feel horrible. She's trying to sue my mom for the SSI my mom was getting for our fathers death because instead of giving the little ****ing shit the 800$, she used it to buy food, toiletries and clothes for her. But apparently that wasn't good enough. ****. I'm irate and I don't know how to help my mom or anything..

[Phoenix Wright]

Oh yes he would. An organization with no hope is the standard for Wright. It's the same with every Ace Attorney case ever.

Good point, thoooooooooough PETA would probably be a bad choice for him to represent due to PETA's credibility and conflicts with Nintendo, which if Nintendo were to be sued, Phoenix Wright's paycheck could take a slight dent. Then again, maybe not. (Capcom, of course.) Still, I wouldn't go after the company that helped my games become playable.

But then, going on the defense for Nintendo if they were to be sued by PETA for some silly reason, Phoenix would easily win against PETA.
Which would be too easy for him.

[Splash_King]

An impossible case that I cannot accept.

No, that's not what-- ... Ahh, whatever. It's too late for ya t' get the (shitty) reference anyways.

And next time, say "I'll take the case!" ya dumb.

I really want to kick my little sisters ass. Shes been treating my mom like shit and making her feel horrible. She's trying to sue my mom for the SSI my mom was getting for our fathers death because instead of giving the little ****ing shit the 800$, she used it to buy food, toiletries and clothes for her. But apparently that wasn't good enough. ****. I'm irate and I don't know how to help my mom or anything..

'Cause the problems brought on by a spouse's death ain't enough, one has t' go sue their own parent over the kind of reasons that stain America's reputation as a bunch'a selfish pricks; solely money related. ... S'cuse my slanderous opinion of the fact I believe your sister's a heartless mooch, 'n one hell of a bad egg.

I hope this bullshit gets thrown outta court 'fore it even gets into the legal system. =/

[RockerJ]

Woah. I missed a lot. And I haven't even gotten White 2 yet. Oh joy.

Still, no spoilers.