Trying to motivate myself to play: Hat Fortress 2, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Planescape: Torment, and Mountain of Faith.
Wander into a coffee shop for a meeting
Order a "Cupa tea, with two sugars and milk" in a northern accent
Get laughter from staff and others
Get discount for humor
Starbucks coffee drinks are good.
Team Coffee (also know as Team Winner)
-J (I'm dragging you in whether you like it or not)
Team Tea (aka Team Loser)
♦ If I do not know you, I will not play online with you ♦
♦ The Fuchsia City Guru ♦
Trollmodding at it's finest.