Here is how this began.
Kid DOES NOT follow instructions with Wii, and does not wear the wrist strap. Kid plays Wii sports, and stupidly chucks the Wiimote at $5,999 plasma screen tv. Wiimote breaks tv, kid panics. Kid intentionally breaks strap, and then breaks news of this unfortunate "accident" to his rich suburbanite mom or dad. Mom or Dad figure Wii is defective, contact lawyer friend for options. You know the rest.
I say we take down the lawyers website. Hard.