You ask your friends if they have a Wii every couple days..
Your friend asks you to play Tennis for the first time and you tell them, "Oh, this should be easy, I've played Wii Tennis!"
You re-enact the movements you have to make with the Wiimote in certain games.
You look at your LIVESTRONG braclet and think.."Hm...maybe this would make a good wristband..."
You fail your first driving test and tell your teacher .."Sorry, it was different in COD: 3...."
You make 100 Miis, each looking alike...You put them in a parade and go "MWUAHAHA I WILL TAKE OVER DA WORLD WIT MY 1337 M11 CL0N3S!"
You add two extra i's at the end of words.
You describe your Wii to your friend. (Which already has one)
You sleep with your Wiimote tucked under your pillow.
Your friends invite you to several fun events such as going paintballing, parties, or taking a swim in your friend's pool for the first time, on a 95 degree day..But you make excuses like "I gotta do something" and play with your Wii...
Everytime you discover a new feature for your Wii, you write it down on your checklist and put it away in your back pocket..
You fight the same way in real life as you do in Wii Boxing.