can u imagine the wii.....
"pre-order NOW! pre-order your Nintendo Wii with and extra remote and nunchuck with redsteel for only $329.99"
and the playstation3:
"step right up and pre-order your FIRST and LAST ps3 now! thats right, for only a fraction of your life insurance, you can get the ps3 with an extra remote and a $200 value game, for only $150!!! steal nintendo's ideas and cook your bluberry flap-jacks for ONLY $1,500!! (does not include taxes, s+h or any other possible ways sony plans on snatching yo wallet!)
"And if you call the number on your screen RIGHT NOW, we'll send you this forklift to lift your ps3 console so you can carry it with ease! wow!!! call now! 1-800-your-ps3
welp that was fun, c ya later