I'm going to steal it from my wife!
Well my birthday is coming up. I told her not to buy me anything. Also Christmas is coming up. I told her not to buy me anything.
I'm just going to have to save . . . the world is so expensive. Every day there's a new bill to pay. An oil change here . . . then filling up on gas . . . then rent . . . then your utilities . . . then you have to go shopping . . . then then then. /sniff
Did I mention insurance, dental visits, medical checkups, chipped windshields that need to be replaced, new clothes . . . /sob