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    Proof: The Wii gets you chicks.

    Yup,
    The last couple days I've been polling girls around the office, school, friends about which of the three consoles they'd rather play on a date. These are the actual responses that I received from the girls: (Read imaging the responses in the most "gap-girl" voice possible.)
    3. Playstaion 3- Doesn't that cost like a thousand dollars? What's Blu-Ray and who cares about HD.
    2. Xbox 360- Halo's fun, but I swear too much when I play it. (Romanticism typically doesn't involve excessive amounts of profanity, guys. Especially when she's threating to rip your head off and spit down your throat.) I guess it's cool.
    1. Wii - Oh, is that the one with the motion thingy? Is it true that it vibrates? (Seriously mods, that was a response! And I don't think it was for some dirty reason. ) No way, you're getting one? Will you bring it to work? It's so small, my brother's Xbox is huge! And all I have to do is this? (waves her hand erraticly pretending it's a lightsaber.) Maybe we can have a Wii party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santoanderson
    Oh, is that the one with the motion thingy? Is it true that it vibrates?
    ...That's so ****in' dirty. xD Awesome.

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    I know, I imagined my self living in the dorms playing a PS3 and a girl would walk by and be like hey whats up and Id be like yo. Shed ask what Im playing and Id say "some WWII game"....her, "....oh cool, have fun"...

    then I imagined myself playing the Wii, then the girl would call all her friends over and we be like rocking the **** out and Twisted Sister would just start playing out of nowhere "we're not gonna take it!..." and then I'd be the pimp of the floor, having a schedule and girls lining up just to get on the list to play with me and my vibrating controllers....

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    "Hey, girls, wanna come over to my place and play with my Wii?"
    xD BWAHAHA!

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    Imagine her response when she finds that it doesn't just vibrate, but also has an internal speaker that makes "ca-ching" noises.

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    damn white girls lol
    ....gotta take a wii

    Nintendo Wii: $200-$250
    Balance on my account: $0.67
    Overdraft fee: $30.00
    Total: PRICLESS

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    hehe thats great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumoriken
    "Hey, girls, wanna come over to my place and play with my Wii?"
    xD BWAHAHA!
    THEY'D HIT THAT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenova
    THEY'D HIT THAT!
    **** yeah. .... <--- Creepiest smiley I've ever seen. xD

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    I don't think consoles in general will get you chicks. Sorry to brake it to you guys. But maybe, just maybe the exercise you get by playing the Wii will get you so ripped that chicks will come flockin'.

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