I dont think ur lying but I would bet something fishy is going on with the delivery. First of all someone had to of watched him put it in the recycle bin in order to steal it. And being that, the person would not of known it was a Wii unless it wasn't packaged in a seperate box. I would bet the Wii is in someone elses hands dealing with the delivery or Woolsworth.
The story of this delivery does not seem right at all. And given the Wii is a hot item for the holidays anything could be possible. I just cant see someone digging through the recycle bin for no reason and finding a package. And then seeing that the package contains a wii