I can see it now!!!!
To start the game off, a scene with zelda chained up in a dungeon, wearing only a thong and no top. Ganon walks in and he be all like "WHERE DA TRIFORCE BIATCH" *smack smack smack* "WHERE DA TRIFORCE!!!"
Scene skips to link, dreaming of zelda getting smacked around by Ganon, not really focusing on ganon but on zeldas partial nakedness. He wakes up, he walks outside, his neighbor be all like "DUDE YOU GOTS A BONEEEER!!!" Link looks down, his expressions like OMG!!!
He then goes to the village prophet or whatever and he tells him hes destined to get in zeldas pants, but to do that he needs to find the Triforce and defeat ganon.
First dungeon: The Cave of Doom~A ghost of a hot sex goddess is said to live inside it, guarding the first triforce piece. He gets to the boss and her special move is the Boobwave, Smacking em together creating an earthquake like thing.
Second dungeon: Fire Temple: BORING, not going into it, he kills the boss
Third dungeon: Temple of Time: BORING STILL, not going into it
TRIFORCE COMPLETE!!!! HE GETS SOME KIND OF SPECIAL POWER!!!!
He goes into ganons hideout, finding ganon not there. He heads down to the dungeon and frees zelda. Shes all like "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?? DEN GO KILL THAT GUY!!!"
He goes kills ganon yada yada yada. Hot scene follows, roll credits
IM REALLY BORED!!!