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    lol you get it in the end. IV PRE-ORDED MINE. YAY!

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    Heres what you do:
    1. Sit woman down
    2. So missus, you fancy some sex?
    3. She says yes
    4. you say "now listen here woman, untill you tell me what you got me for crimbo you aint getting jack off me! thats right! none of the old 'in out' for you me old girl"

    5. She crumbles and tells you she got you a Wii
    6. Make babies baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavin.worrall
    Heres what you do:
    1. Sit woman down
    2. So missus, you fancy some sex?
    3. She says yes
    4. you say "now listen here woman, untill you tell me what you got me for crimbo you aint getting jack off me! thats right! none of the old 'in out' for you me old girl"

    5. She crumbles and tells you she got you a Wii
    6. Make babies baby

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    You sir are a genious - although Im not too keen on the making babies idea.

    For anyone out there that thinks that girls don't desire sex as much as men, your all wrong. If anything they crave more so; they just dont talk about it

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    I concur.....

    They're bloody rabid, you gotta love them for it though, sneaky little minxes.

    my girlfriend plays my gamecube in her saucies, black frilly numbers, gorgeous. Its a sight to behold, a beautiful machine and a beautiful woman in harmony, as one.

    You can't beat that, i'm grinning form ear to ear just thinking about it

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    Wow you have some type of miricle girlfriend! A girlfriend that buys you a Wii? WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK!

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    ha,

    lucky person! I haven't unfortunatly seen mine do that yet although she always plays the sims on the pc onces she gets a chance.


    Maybe i can throw some hints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icetrash
    Wow you have some type of miricle girlfriend! A girlfriend that buys you a Wii? WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK!
    Well, think about this logically...

    She spends 200 on me, I have to spend 200 on her.

    So technically im buying the Wii myself just I have to pay for it in jewellery and womens clothes. I'd rather not have the bother and just get myself the wii and she buy her self stuff, lol.

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    haha, thats very true,

    you now have to match the price or even go over it. Thats a double edged sword me old son. But think of the loving you you'll get if you get her nice stuff, god i love christmas, this one especially, roaring fire, roaring Wii, and with abit of bit of luck a well pleased woman (not roaring at me).

    On the other hand, if you don't choose well, hell has no wrath like a womans scorn.

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    why not buy one and tell 'em at the store it's for xmas so you can take it back if you end up getting one.

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    i sai u just get her real drunk, and hope that the truth comes out. but drunk enough so that she wont remember she told u the next morning.
    pm me if you have added me as ur friend, so i can add you too

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