Heres what you do:
1. Sit woman down
2. So missus, you fancy some sex?
3. She says yes
4. you say "now listen here woman, untill you tell me what you got me for crimbo you aint getting jack off me! thats right! none of the old 'in out' for you me old girl"
5. She crumbles and tells you she got you a Wii
6. Make babies baby